munh main kaise daloon
Double Meaning Sms Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi. Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo. Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye. Boy : Aur lo gee. Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo.
Qurbani k liye janwar ki age
Jaanwar Kitne Saal K Ho to Us Ki Qurbani Jaiz Ho Gi? >Ount (camel) 5 Saal K, >Gaaye (cow) 2 Saal Ki, >Bakra ya Bakri 1 Saal Ki >Dunba ya Bhair K 6 Mahinea K Bacha Agar itna Bara Ho K Door Se Dikhne ME 1 Saal K Lage To Us Ki Qurbani Jaiz He. [...]
Dont happy on this Eid
Eid Sms *Usne utari saree fir aayi peticoat ki bari blouse to pahle hi diya tha utar ziyadah excited mat ho yaar yeh tha kapray sukhane ka taar ….!**
Yoon honton say hont mila lena
Adult Sms Yoon Honton say Hont Mila Lena… Phir hath mumon pay phair dena.. Phir choot ka pani Nikal Dena… Kuch apny lun to dikha Dena Kuch mari choot ko dekh Lana.. Kuch choot ko bhee chat lana Kuch hum bhee ko chosain gay. Kuch apni Piays Bugha lana Kuch Hamari Piays Bharha dana. Kuch [...]
Funny dua for bakra eid
Dua ALLAH aapko, oonchi, lambi, khobsorat ankhon wali, gulabi honton wali, khobsorat jism wali, Gaaye qurbani k liye atta farmaye (Ameen)
Eid Greetings
muj ko chor kr janay walay mera dil dokhanay walay bin bataye tm kahan chalay gaye ho ab to mere khawabon mein bi bus tum he atay ho agar tm is eid pr na aye to mera kia banay ga? main kis tarah ye eid guzaron ga? ? ? AYE MERE GHAR SE BAGHAY HOWE [...]
your good deeds
your good deeds I wish you ALL a very happy and peaceful Eid. May Allah accept your good deeds, forgive your transgressions and ease the suffering of all peoples around the globe.Eid Mubarik
I wish a wish for u
I wish a wish for u I wish a wish for u. the wish i wish for few. the wish i wish for u is that your all wishes come true so keep on wishing as my all wishes are with you. “Eid Mubarak”
