munh main kaise daloon
Double Meaning Sms
Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi.
Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.
Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye.
Boy : Aur lo gee.
Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo.
Qurbani k liye janwar ki age
Jaanwar Kitne Saal K Ho to Us Ki Qurbani Jaiz Ho Gi?
>Ount (camel) 5 Saal K,
>Gaaye (cow) 2 Saal Ki,
>Bakra ya Bakri 1 Saal Ki
>Dunba ya Bhair K 6 Mahinea K Bacha Agar itna Bara Ho K Door Se Dikhne ME 1 Saal K Lage To Us Ki Qurbani Jaiz He.
(Durrea Mukhtar, [...]
Dont happy on this Eid
Eid Sms
*Usne utari saree
fir aayi peticoat ki bari
blouse to pahle hi diya tha utar
ziyadah excited mat ho yaar
yeh tha kapray sukhane ka taar ….!**
Yoon honton say hont mila lena
Adult Sms
Yoon Honton say Hont Mila Lena…
Phir hath mumon pay phair dena..
Phir choot ka pani Nikal Dena…
Kuch apny lun to dikha Dena
Kuch mari choot ko dekh Lana..
Kuch choot ko bhee chat lana
Kuch hum bhee ko chosain gay.
Kuch apni Piays Bugha lana
Kuch Hamari Piays Bharha dana.
Kuch choot main Lun Dala dena
Aur choot main Khoob Ghuma dena
Phir [...]
Funny dua for bakra eid
Dua
ALLAH aapko,
oonchi,
lambi,
khobsorat ankhon wali,
gulabi honton wali,
khobsorat jism wali,
Gaaye
qurbani k liye atta farmaye (Ameen)
Eid Greetings
muj ko chor kr janay walay
mera dil dokhanay walay
bin bataye tm kahan chalay gaye ho
ab to mere khawabon mein bi bus tum he atay ho
agar tm is eid pr na aye
to mera kia banay ga?
main kis tarah ye eid guzaron ga?
?
?
AYE MERE GHAR SE BAGHAY HOWE QURBANI K pyare
BAKRAY plz WAPIS AA JAO NAA
your good deeds
your good deeds
I wish you ALL a very happy and peaceful Eid. May Allah accept
your good deeds, forgive your transgressions and ease the
suffering of all peoples around the globe.Eid Mubarik
I wish a wish for u
I wish a wish for u
I wish a wish for u.
the wish i wish for few.
the wish i wish for u is that your all wishes come true
so keep on wishing as my all wishes are with you.
“Eid Mubarak”
