4 Cheezaan

Punjabi Adult Sms
4 Cheezaan Jinna da koi jorr nai.
1. Neendar Phattay d..
2. Jawani Kattay d..
3. Kamaai Sattay d..
Te
4. Khurak Tattay d….!

A pink rose

Dad, what does a vagina look like before sex?
A pink rose with loveley details.
And after sex?
Boy, ever seen a bulldog eating maiyonnaise?

Arz Kia Hai

Adult sms
Daalte Hi Jhar Gaye Tehray Na Phool Galay Main Mere Haar K Dard Un Ko Huwa To Nikaal Liya Maine Kaanta Jo Chubha Peron Main Sarkar K Cheek Uthay Chilla Uthay Kehnay Lagay Meri Na Lo Ek Hi To Kameez Hai Aur Din Bhi Hain Tehwaar K

From: Shahrukh (s4spacejamm@hotmail.com) Posted in Adult Sms

sex tablets

Adult Jokes
Aurat doctor se: mera pati mujh se sex nhi krta.
doctor: ye 1 goli roz khilana.
aurat ne 1 goli pati ko di to rat ko pati ne sex kia,
aglay din usne 2 goli di to pati ne khub josh se sex kia,
3esray din aurat ne puri botel ki goliyan chai may mila kr khila di…
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naughty boy

Naughty Sms
MADAM said to a naughty boy!
Jab main sakht hoti hon to bohat sakht,
NAram hoti hon to bohat naram,NAughty boy said !Madam aap to bilkul meri LULLI
Jaisee ho..!!!!!!

saraiki sms

saraiki sms
Wah Ooo Sajan Asan Teiku bhandey ni sey..
Nal dey hamsey haan door rahnde ni sey..
Aaa Weinse tey chumi chatta ker ghinsoun
Na tey yeiku yahnde ni sey..

play sex with math

Adult Sms
how is sex related to maths?..add two person and a bed..substract
cloths..divide the legs..multiply the strokes..and the result is
satisfucktion..!aha!!!

my wife is better

Adult funny Sms
2 men went to fuck a girl.
1st came out after fucking a girl n said…
”My wife is better”
2nd went in ,fuck a girl… Came out n said…
”U were right, your wife is better..

 

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