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Her koi ker raha hai arman phudi ka, Phudi pe mar raha hai insaan phudi ka, Phudi bhi rabar ka lun bhi rabar ka, Kya kya bana raha hai Japan phudi ka,

Why are condoms transparent? So that sperms can atleast enjoy the scene, even if their entry is restricted…!

there was a young girl called heather,whos cunt lips were made of leather they made a strange noise that attracted the boys by flapping the edges together

Sardar apne ghar ka darwaza ukhaar ke kandhe par rakh ke ja raha tha…! Kisi ne poocha sardar ji kithe ja rahe ho?? Sardar: Tala khuwaane…

U need fun – Mera naam joker.. U need friend – Hum tumhre hai sanam… U need me – Main hoon naa… U need help – Hum saath saath hai… U need cash – Hum aapke hai kaun…