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May your life be bright & sunny

Guru — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 11:59:56 +0000

I Always pray for You that.

May your life Be Bright & Sunny.
& your partner be Fat & Funny

May your life be filled with roses
&
U have Children with pheeni pheeni Noses.

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Medical kee bachi

Guru — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 20:54:48 +0000

What is The Lesson for Engineering Students in 3 Idiots?

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Ans: Engineering Parh Kar Bhi
Medical Ki Bachi Phansai Ja Sakti Hai.

Hum to woh badnaseeb hain

Guru — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 07:16:17 +0000

Un Se Keh Do Wo Meri Taqdeer Se Jalna Chor De FARAZ,

Aray Hum To Wo BadNaseeb Hain

Jo Agar LOTAY Ki Dukan Kholain To Log Gand Dhona Chor De.

Lesson from the movie of Amir khan

Guru — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 22:10:56 +0000

Wesy to Amir khan ki har movie men koi lesson hota hai,

Lakin 3 idiots men us ny dunya ko aik new bat batayi..,

“ENGINEERZ B DELIVRY KAR SAKTY HAIN”:-

Dog & flower

Guru — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 16:54:45 +0000

Arz kiya hai:
I am a dog and u r a flower,
gaur farmaiega I am a dog and u r a flower,
so let me lift my leg n give u a shower!

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Naha kay tu dekho

Guru — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 23:15:09 +0000

Nigahon se Nigahen mila k to dekho.

Naye logo se rishta bana k to dekho.

Aayen gay log khud ba khud milne tumse

Ek bar aache SABUN se naha kar to dekho..!!G

Smiling as you grow old

Guru — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 16:49:36 +0000

Its not That You Stop Smiling as You Grow Old.

The Real Thing Is You Grow old Because You Stop Smiling.

Donate a Smile Today.

And Live Longer…

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Mohabbat ka dawa

Guru — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 00:57:27 +0000

Adbi Shair Arz Hai:

Karte Thy Hum Jin Se Mohabbat Ka Dawa,

Wohi Le Gaya Hamari Manji ka Pawa.

Shava Vai Shava.

Sake of others

Guru — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 16:43:54 +0000

Never change ur originality for the sake of others,

bcause no one can play your role better than you,

So,be yourself

Bcoz u r so sweet in urself

True & short life sms

Guru — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 01:43:16 +0000

A SHORT & TRUE MSG FOR LIFE:-

“Care should be in heart not in words.. &

Anger should be in words not in heart..”