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Tumse muhabat hai

Guru — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 16:25:06 +0000

A Good Daughter Says To her Lover:

Han ye Sach Hai k Mujy Tumse Muhabbat Hai
Ye Bhi Sach Hai k Mai Tumhari Chahat Hon.

Per Meri Zindgi Mai Chahto ki Kami to Nahi
Rishte or Bhi Hain Sirf Tum He to Nahi.

Apni Zaat k is Pehlu Se Aaj Milwaun Tumhai
Me kya hu kesi Hon Zara Batlaun Tumhai

Me apni Maa ki Tarbiyt Mai Dhala Sancha Hon.
Apne Baba ki Umedo Se Pur ik Khaka Hon.

Apne Bhai ki Gairat Hon Janti Hon Mai.
Mjse hi hai Ghar ki Izzat Manti Hon Mai.

To Behak jaun Mai ye Kabhi Mumkin He Nahi.
K Dil wo Sab b Rakhte Hain, sirf hum Tum He to Nahi.

Mohabat Wo Nahi jo Rishty Bhula Deti Ho.
Muhabat Wo Hai jo Buzurgon ki Dua Leti Ho.

Our new concept

Guru — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 13:13:30 +0000

Old Concept: “Do Or Die”

New Concept: “Do Before You Die”

Latest Concept: “Don’t Die Until You Do”

Our Concept:

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“WHAT TO DO?”

May your life be bright & sunny

Guru — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 11:59:56 +0000

I Always pray for You that.

May your life Be Bright & Sunny.
& your partner be Fat & Funny

May your life be filled with roses
&
U have Children with pheeni pheeni Noses.

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Medical kee bachi

Guru — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 20:54:48 +0000

What is The Lesson for Engineering Students in 3 Idiots?

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Ans: Engineering Parh Kar Bhi
Medical Ki Bachi Phansai Ja Sakti Hai.

Hum to woh badnaseeb hain

Guru — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 07:16:17 +0000

Un Se Keh Do Wo Meri Taqdeer Se Jalna Chor De FARAZ,

Aray Hum To Wo BadNaseeb Hain

Jo Agar LOTAY Ki Dukan Kholain To Log Gand Dhona Chor De.

Lesson from the movie of Amir khan

Guru — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 22:10:56 +0000

Wesy to Amir khan ki har movie men koi lesson hota hai,

Lakin 3 idiots men us ny dunya ko aik new bat batayi..,

“ENGINEERZ B DELIVRY KAR SAKTY HAIN”:-

Dog & flower

Guru — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 16:54:45 +0000

Arz kiya hai:
I am a dog and u r a flower,
gaur farmaiega I am a dog and u r a flower,
so let me lift my leg n give u a shower!

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Naha kay tu dekho

Guru — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 23:15:09 +0000

Nigahon se Nigahen mila k to dekho.

Naye logo se rishta bana k to dekho.

Aayen gay log khud ba khud milne tumse

Ek bar aache SABUN se naha kar to dekho..!!G

Smiling as you grow old

Guru — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 16:49:36 +0000

Its not That You Stop Smiling as You Grow Old.

The Real Thing Is You Grow old Because You Stop Smiling.

Donate a Smile Today.

And Live Longer…

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Mohabbat ka dawa

Guru — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 00:57:27 +0000

Adbi Shair Arz Hai:

Karte Thy Hum Jin Se Mohabbat Ka Dawa,

Wohi Le Gaya Hamari Manji ka Pawa.

Shava Vai Shava.