Funny Sms, Adult Sms, Hindi Sms, Urdu Sms

Wesy to Amir khan ki har movie men koi lesson hota hai,
Lakin 3 idiots men us ny dunya ko aik new bat batayi..,
“ENGINEERZ B DELIVRY KAR SAKTY HAIN”:-

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Is me se “B C D E J M P Q R W X” Delet kar k 1 sawal hay uska jawab den.

Ek Murghi market gae
Or
Kaha ek anda dena”Salesman:
Tum anda khud kyun nai daiti?
Murghi
Mera hsband kehta hy
Darling 8 rupy k liey apna Figure mt kharab karo:D

Girl: hum Kahan Ja Rahe Hen?
Boy: Long Drive Par
Girl: Wow Pehle Q Nahi Btaya
Boy: Mujy B Abi Pata Chala Hy
Girl: Kesy?
BoY: Break Nhi Lag Rahi….

Teacher:
Bijli ki tar
aur larki
mein kia fark ha?
STUDENT:
.
Sir
dono nungi hon
to jan nikaal
deti hain.

Wife:
Aaj mere tann, mann mein Aag laga dein
Husband ne PatroL phenk k Aag laga di
MORAL?
‘Jazbat ka izhar Aasan Alfaz mein karein!
A PUBLIC MSG BY
(PSO)

FARAZ IN HINDI:
Faraz kehte hen k Aatma chhor Jati He shareer purana,
.
.
DiDi Tera Dewar Diwana!
kuriyo ko Dale Dana

Gazab Ka Nakhra Ajeeb Ye Style Hy
Msg Nahi Karty Or Kehty Ho Mery Pass Mobile Hy
Be-Sharmi Ki Had To Dekho
Ye Parh K Bhi Aap K Chehry Pe SMILE Hy… :-0

Right path contains difficulties
“If u r on right path
&
u r not facing difficulties,
then think for a while
u may be on wrong path.
Because right path contains difficulties”,
Hazrat Ali.

Wish you good morning
Look
Outside
It’s So
Pleasant !
Sun
Smiling
For
You !
Trees
Dancing
For
You
Wind
Singing
For
You !
Because,
I have told them
all To Wish You
Good Morning.