Funny Sms, Adult Sms, Hindi Sms, Urdu Sms

Girl frnd: Main Apna Purse Ghar Bhool Aai. Mainu 1000 Rupay Chahiday See.
Sardar: Dost Hi Dost De Kam Aunda Hay, Le 40 Rupay, Riksha phar Te Purse Le Aa.

Son 2 Sardar:
“papa ! .5+5 kiny hondy ney?”
SARDAR:
“ullu da patha,
nalaeq
khota
Teno kuj nai anda,
Jaa andaron calculator lyaa.::

Funny Sardar Sms
Sardar to milkman: yaar tum 2 din se kyon nahi aa rahay thay??
Milkman: aap ki bhabhi ki tabeeat kharab thi
Sardar: to koi baat nahi! bhains ka doodh he le aatay!

sardar sms
Sardar: “Madam this panty & this bra will look nice on U”
Lady: How can U be so sure?
Sardar: i””have done diploma in interior designing.

A Girl Curiously Touched PENIS Of A Horse, It Got Excited,Jumped & Ran
Away
Sardar(Horse Owner) Said:”Ab Mera B Pakad, Mujhe apna Ghoda Pakadna Hai”

Bihari Babu: Arre O doctarwa, kaisa nasbandi kiye ho humaari? Biwi phr se maan banne wali hai.
Doc: Hum nasbandi tohar kiya hoon pura Bihar ka nahin.

Sardar had a baby boy, He tells wife:
My eyes r big baby’s small?
My nose long baby’s short?
Wife angrly looks @ baby’s penis n says
“AITHAY KAKA NUMER LE GAYA”

Ek larki dosri Larki se.
Sab se khatarnak game kon sa hay..?
2nd girl:
Har woh game jo Larkon ke sath khela jaey,
Woh bhi Andheray mein.

Sardar apne ghar ka darwaza ukhaar ke kandhe par rakh ke ja raha tha…!
Kisi ne poocha sardar ji kithe ja rahe ho??
Sardar: Tala khuwaane…