Funny Sms, Adult Sms, Hindi Sms, Urdu Sms

ALL IZZ WELL.. Send this to all the idiots who have bcome an integral part of ur life & to whom u wanna say: JANE NAHI DENGE TUJHE! Just as i did!:-)

Girl: hum Kahan Ja Rahe Hen? Boy: Long Drive Par Girl: Wow Pehle Q Nahi Btaya Boy: Mujy B Abi Pata Chala Hy Girl: Kesy? BoY: Break Nhi Lag Rahi….

Agar Larkian Bhi Masjid Main Namaz Parhne Jaati . . . . To . . To Sab Larkey 5 Waqt Namazi Hotey. Bolo Hotey Na?

Shadi k pehle din husband k mobile me wife ka naam My sweet wife. 3 month baad My wife. 6 month baad Home. 1 year baad No name. 2 year ßaad Wrong No.:-)

Son: Mom! Papa Bohat Shareef Hain. Mom: Woh Kese? Son: Jab Bhi Kisi Larki Ko Dekhte Hain. Foran 1 Aankh Band Kar Lete Hain.

“Practice makes a man perfect”. But “Nobodys perfect”. . so why practice?

Doing nothing? Then Make a Place, 4 Me in ur Heart!! I May come there any time! Ur’s Faithfully, “HeArT aTtAcK”

Eid lekr ati ha dher saari khushyaan, Eid mitta deti hai insaan mein dooryaan, Eid hai Khuda ka ek nayam tabarok!! Issi liye kehte hai sab EID MUBARA

Card For You @(________(@ @(________(@ Please Open It.. @=======@ ) ” EID ” ) ( MUBARAK ( @=======@ More Eid Sms

Ek jaam ulfat kay naam Ek Pauva mohabbat kay naam Ek addah wafaa kay naam Ek bottle bewafa kay naam Aur pura theka dosti kay naam. Some of the Related SMS