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Nigahon se Nigahen mila k to dekho.
Naye logo se rishta bana k to dekho.
Aayen gay log khud ba khud milne tumse
Ek bar aache SABUN se naha kar to dekho..!!G

Its not That You Stop Smiling as You Grow Old.
The Real Thing Is You Grow old Because You Stop Smiling.
Donate a Smile Today.
And Live Longer…
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Adbi Shair Arz Hai:
Karte Thy Hum Jin Se Mohabbat Ka Dawa,
.
Karte Thy Hum Jin Se Mohabbat Ka Dawa,
.
Wohi Le Gaya Hamari Manji ka Pawa.
Shava Vai Shava.

Never change ur originality for the sake of others,
bcause no one can play your role better than you,
So,be yourself
Bcoz u r so sweet in urself

A SHORT & TRUE MSG FOR LIFE:-
“Care should be in heart not in words.. &
Anger should be in words not in heart..”

LAHORE vs KARACH¡
Mante hy k Lahore Lahore hy
Pr KARACH¡ uska shohar hy
Agr waha pakistan ka Minar hy
Tu yaha pakistan k Quaid ka Mazar hy
Agr lahor mai larkian aam hy,
Tu karachi ki larkio ka b nam hy
Agr Lahori larke Larrne mai kam nhi,
Tu piche hatne wale b hum nhi
jitna Lahore hy
Utna tu Karachi mai sirf GULISTAN-e-JAUHAR [...]

Two married girls traveling in a bus were discussing their sex life.
1st larki:
Mera shohar to molvi hey, Ishaa parh k shuru ho jata hei hey aur bs kuch na pocho.
2nd larki:
Mera shohar to rang saaz hey, jab tak laal-o-laal nahi hojati nahi chorta. An old amma was sitting beind litsing discusion said :
“ha-haye, ki [...]

Girl frnd: Main Apna Purse Ghar Bhool Aai. Mainu 1000 Rupay Chahiday See.
Sardar: Dost Hi Dost De Kam Aunda Hay, Le 40 Rupay, Riksha phar Te Purse Le Aa.

What is Globalization?
Ans:
“Diana’s Death”
An English Princess
with Egyptian boyfriend,
crashes in a French tunnel
in a German car
with a Dutch engine
driven by a Belgian driver
who had drunk Scottish whisky,
followed by an Italian photographer
on a Japenese motorcycle,
treated by an American Dr
with Brazilian medicines. And this sms is sent by a Pakistani on a Korean phone with china battery smugled [...]

ALL IZZ WELL..
Send this to all the idiots who have bcome an integral part of ur life & to whom u wanna say:
JANE NAHI DENGE TUJHE! Just as i did!:-)