Funny Sms, Adult Sms, Hindi Sms, Urdu Sms

~. You are…
A-B-C-D
¤ Attractive
¤ Beautiful
¤ Cute
¤ Dear

Wife:
Ap ne meray mummay munh mein le le kar buhat barey kar diye hain
Husband:
Agar is tarah hota to aj mera LUN mujh say bhi lamba hota
¤>   J rK   <¤

^~^Raat Bhar Girtay Rahay Un Par Mere Ansöö…
~¤* FARAZ *¤~
Subah Hotay Hi Wo Bola K Raat Shabnam Bohat Thi,,,,,,?

¤.. Müjh sè nä kär wädä sääth nibhänäy kä “WASI”,,
.
.
.
.
.
¤.. Müjh sè tö säänsön näy bhi bèwäfäi kä wädä kär räkhä hay….

Agar Larkian Bhi Masjid Main Namaz Parhne Jaati
.
.
.
.
To
.
.
To Sab Larkey 5 Waqt Namazi Hotey.
Bolo Hotey Na?

A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
.
.
.
.
.
.
Books And Study

Bas Itni MOHABAT Kafi hai,
Tum Hans K Milo Pholon Ki Tarha,
Din Raat Katyn Khwabon Ki Tarha,
Awara Hawa Lehra K Chale,
Lehra K Chale Jab Shaam Dhale,
Bas Itni MOHABAT Kafi hai…

Tu raat ka chand or Mai din ka sooraj
isi liye to hum mein itni doori hai
MUJHY dobne se mana na kar
Q k
TERI chandni k liye mera doobna zaroori hai.

Ek bacha bachi nangy kharay thay,
Bachi ne bola me tumhari “LULLI” pakrun,
Bacha:
Chal hat apni to tor di, meri bhi toray gi…

A Sad SmS foR AlL YoUnG Gulz n GuYs..
Dear buddy DiS VaLentiNe is CoMiG on SuNdaY.
Ab Kia BoL k GhAr Se NiklO Ge??
HaHaHa..
EnJoY DiS VaLeNtiNe wid Ur FamiLy;-)