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Do you know the Meaning of EID?
I think it means “ENJOY in DUNIYA!!”
So, In your life all moments bring EID for you….
Wish You…EID MUBARAK.

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Chaand ki Pehli Dastak Pay,
CHaaNd MuBaaRaK Kehtay Hain,
Sub Say Pehlay Hum Aap Ko.
“EID MUBAARAK”
kehtay hain.

Eid lekr ati ha dher saari khushyaan,
Eid mitta deti hai insaan mein dooryaan,
Eid hai Khuda ka ek nayam tabarok!!
Issi liye kehte hai sab EID MUBARA

Card For You
@(________(@
@(________(@
Please Open It..
@=======@
) ” EID ” )
( MUBARAK (
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More Eid Sms

Husband: Kya tumne mujhe kutta kaha?
Wife didnt answer.
..
Husband again asks: No answer
..
Then he asks again,
Wife: nahi kaha na,Plzz ab bhonkna band karo.
Read More Eid Sms

Anti Misba ne family planning
Capsule kha lya
.
.
10 din bad payt se awaz aai
.
.
Madam ye capsule family planning
Ka hai
“Mohala Planning” ka nhi