Funny Sms, Adult Sms, Hindi Sms, Urdu Sms

WARNING ! ! !
This is a VIRUS . . .
When you turn your phone off it WON’T WORK AGAIN
Some of the Random SMS

A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!

Bewaquf ki 3 nishania;
1. miss call karega
2. SMS muskura k parhega or khud kabi nahi kare ga
3. Don’t scroll down
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Jis baat se mana
wohi bat karay ga.

Koun gadha ?
Ek baar sardar ji kahain jaa rahe tahe k ek diwar par padha “padhne wala gadha”
Sardar ko bohat ghussa aya, unhon ne mita kar likh diya! “likhne wala gadha”

sharab sharir ko khatam karti hai
sharab samaj ko khatam karti hai
aao aaj is sharab ko khatam karte hai
ek botal tum khatam karo ek hum khatam karte hai.
Adult Sms

Call an unknown phone number and ask Bashir hai kya?
She will say ” No wrong number”.
Again call after five min “Bashir hai kya ?”
She will be reasonably annoyed “no this is wrong number”.
Again call “Bashir aa gaya kya”?
She will say “aap ka dimaagh kharaaab hai kya? kyon peechay padday ho?
Again bashir hai kia?
Think what’s next.
Some [...]

Ek chipkali ne gaana(song) sunaya
To baki saare chipkaliyan zameen par gir gayi….
Puchon kaise..kaise..?????
Kyonki baki sabhi chipkaliyon ne uske liye taaliyan bajayee…..
…………………………………………
Aasman me ud rahe the galib,
Aasman me maze se ud rahe the galib,
Aasman me uchhal uchhalke ud rahe the galib,
Ruk gayi hawa, Gir gaye galib
Wah
Some of the Related SMS
April 2, 2009 — Bewaquaf ki nishanian
April [...]

Neend 4 tarha ki hoti he
¤Anmbia ki neend
¤Momin ki neend
¤Munafiq ki neend
¤shetan ki neend
SEDHAY HO KR ANMBIA SOTY HEY.
DAAIN TARAF KARWAT LY KR MOMIN SOTY HEY.
BAAIN TARAF KARWAT LY KR MUNAFIQ SOTY HEY.
OR
ULTY HO KR SHETAAN SOTY HEY.
“ILM” phelany sy barh kr koi ibadat nai..

History teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule??
Student : sir i am not sure but i think from page 15 to 26

Hum ager aap se mil nahi paatey,aisa nahi ke aap hume yaad nahi aatey,maana ke janke sub rishtey nibaae nahi jatey,phr jo bus jaatey hain dil main woh bhulaey nahi jaatey