This is a VIRUS Sms
WARNING ! ! ! This is a VIRUS . . . When you turn your phone off it WON’T WORK AGAIN Some of the Random SMS
A study has proved
A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS. Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!
Bewaquaf ki nishanian
Bewaquf ki 3 nishania; 1. miss call karega 2. SMS muskura k parhega or khud kabi nahi kare ga 3. Don’t scroll down – - – - – - – - – - – - – - – - – - – - – - – - – - – - – - – - [...]
Koun gadha hai?
Koun gadha ? Ek baar sardar ji kahain jaa rahe tahe k ek diwar par padha “padhne wala gadha” Sardar ko bohat ghussa aya, unhon ne mita kar likh diya! “likhne wala gadha”
Sharir ko khatam karti hai
sharab sharir ko khatam karti hai sharab samaj ko khatam karti hai aao aaj is sharab ko khatam karte hai ek botal tum khatam karo ek hum khatam karte hai. Adult Sms
Again Call after five minture
Call an unknown phone number and ask Bashir hai kya? She will say ” No wrong number”. Again call after five min “Bashir hai kya ?” She will be reasonably annoyed “no this is wrong number”. Again call “Bashir aa gaya kya”? She will say “aap ka dimaagh kharaaab hai kya? kyon peechay padday ho? [...]
Asman me ur rahe the
Ek chipkali ne gaana(song) sunaya To baki saare chipkaliyan zameen par gir gayi…. Puchon kaise..kaise..????? Kyonki baki sabhi chipkaliyon ne uske liye taaliyan bajayee….. ………………………………………… Aasman me ud rahe the galib, Aasman me maze se ud rahe the galib, Aasman me uchhal uchhalke ud rahe the galib, Ruk gayi hawa, Gir gaye galib Wah Some [...]
Neend 4 types ki
Neend 4 tarha ki hoti he ¤Anmbia ki neend ¤Momin ki neend ¤Munafiq ki neend ¤shetan ki neend SEDHAY HO KR ANMBIA SOTY HEY. DAAIN TARAF KARWAT LY KR MOMIN SOTY HEY. BAAIN TARAF KARWAT LY KR MUNAFIQ SOTY HEY. OR ULTY HO KR SHETAAN SOTY HEY. “ILM” phelany sy barh kr koi ibadat nai..
From where to where Mughals Rule
History teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule?? Student : sir i am not sure but i think from page 15 to 26
Hum ager aap se mil nahi saktay
Hum ager aap se mil nahi paatey,aisa nahi ke aap hume yaad nahi aatey,maana ke janke sub rishtey nibaae nahi jatey,phr jo bus jaatey hain dil main woh bhulaey nahi jaatey
