Pathano k gang Ny 1 bank main daaka daala,
Locker Torny par Cash ki jaga red Wine ki bottles baramad huin.
Pathano ny Khushi khushi Aik Aik bottle pee Or baqi Samait Kar Saath le Gaye
Agle din akhbaar main head line thi,
“BLOOD BANK LOOT LYA GYA 
Shakespeare says..
“Every1 has a BEST FRIEND during each stage of life,
But
Only lucky ones have the same friend in all stages of life”
Pathan ke ghar beta huwa !
Pathan ne usse goud main liya !
Us ne sussu kar diya Pathan Nurse se bola: Baji doosra do ye leek hai…!Ha ha ha.
Bache ne Apni Chachi Ko Saathi Ka Packet Gift Kia
0r
Agly Din Pucha Chachi Apko Gift Kesa laga.?
Chachi:Khush Rho Beta!Sari Rat TANGAY UTHA K Tjhe Dua Deti Rhi
What is a
“KISS” ??
Ans:-
“It is an aplication, submited in the top floor, to get the permission for working in the basement”
Arz kia hai ke…
Wo aai apke sapno m aur apko SWAPNDOSH ho gya..
Wah-wah…
Uski bhi ijjat bach gai aur apko b santosh ho gya..
Ab so ja londe
Wah-wah
To,
The MADARCHOD
Chairman of K.E.S.C
Karachi
Sir
Sub Se Phlay to Ap Ki Kus Me Fire,Ma Ki Chot
or Us K Bad Ye K Ap Ne Kya Maa Chudai Lagyi Huwi Hai K Her Thori Dair Bad Ap Ki Gand Main Kharish Ho Janay Ki Wajah Se Light Chali Jati He
Meherbani Farma K Ap Apni Gand Ka ilaj Karwain or Apni GAND Se Wire Nikal Kar Meter Me Lagay Ta k Humain Light Mil Sakay
Main Ap Ka Bohat Shukar Guzar Honga
From
FARAZZ
<LAHORE > or us k muzafat mein
Messages kä WäQt ho gya hä
BaQi log apne MùQämi wÄqt k MùtäbiQ Msg
Krna shuru kren.
Or kanjus log sirf prhen.
Romantic Lines by a kid
Main Tumhe Bhulne ti Bahot tosis talta hu Pal tya talu mummy loz BADAM thila Deti hain 0l tumali Yaad Fil aa jati hai..
$.R.Q
Billboard On The Side Of The Road:
“Keep Your Eyes On The Road
And Stop Reading These Boards.” 
