Funny Sms, Adult Sms, Hindi Sms, Urdu Sms

Molvi: Mundey da na ki aye?
Dulha: Mehmood urf Mooda
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Molvi: Mooda Meem nal hunda aye ?
Dulha: Nai thuadi Bhen Shameem nal honda ae…!

U are a…
B. I. T. C. H.
Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Horny
r u smiling now?
*YOU BITCH*
Some of the Random SMS

*Terä dükh hum sehh nahi suktay

Bhari mehfil me kuch keh nahi saktay

Meray girtay aanso thaam K dekh

Wo b Kehtay hain

Hum teray BIN reh nahi suktay*

Son 2 Sardar:
“papa ! .5+5 kiny hondy ney?”

SARDAR:
“ullu da patha,

nalaeq

khota

Teno kuj nai anda,

Jaa andaron calculator lyaa.::

i am

fool

i am

fool

i am

fool

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Bacha: Ammi me ne school ki copy par tail(oil)

lagaya hai, lekin phr b jaldi jaldi kaam nhi ho raha

Ammi: Pagal ye tumsy kis ne kaha?

Bacha: Aap khud hi to raat ko abbu se keh rhin thi k…

agar Aap  thora sa tail laga lein ge, to kaam jaldi ho jaey ga.

More Hindi Adult sms

Girl: hum Kahan Ja Rahe Hen?

Boy: Long Drive Par

Girl: Wow Pehle Q Nahi Btaya

Boy: Mujy B Abi Pata Chala Hy

Girl: Kesy?

BoY: Break Nhi Lag Rahi….

Dosti cheez nahi jatanay ki

Humein aadat nahi kisi ko bhulane ki

Hum islie kam yaad karte hain apko

kyunke kuch rishton ko nazar lag jati he zamanay ki….

Wo Pathar diL Sahi Lekin Humara B Ye daawa Hai Wasi

Humari Muhabat jinhein chhoo le wo Pathar BoL Uthte Hain!

~. You are…

A-B-C-D

¤ Attractive
¤ Beautiful
¤ Cute
¤ Dear
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