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Boys & Girls day
Today is Handsome Boys & Beautiful Girls Day.
So send this message To Someone Who looks Beautiful, Smart and Cute.
Be Honest.
Don’t Cheat Like Me.
Ap kay abbu raat main
Teacher Student Se:
“Tumharay ABBU Kya Kartay Hain?”
Student:
“Miss Pata Nah¡ Hum To Jald¡ So Jatay Ha¡n.;-.
A small girl marry offer
1 choti si larki shop keeper k pas gayi or boli.
Jab main bari ho jaon gi to mujse shadi karo ge,
Shopkpr. Hans k bola han kar lunga.
Larki boli to kia apni hone wali wife ko 1 choclate bhi nahi de sakte.
Kiss Ko Is Tarhan Istamal Karo Ke
Teacher: ‘Kisses’ Ko Sentence Main
Is Tarah Istamal Karo K Word Kiss Bhi
Na Aaye Aur Meaning Aajae?
Student: Aaj Subah Subah
Begam Se Buhat Moun Maari Hui..:-P
Soni Haveli
andheri kabar,
sunsan kabristan,
soni haveli,
kala aasman,
bejli karki aaya tofan,
rat ho gayee so ja shaitan
Trying To Call
what happend 2 ur mobile?
i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg:
welcome 2 Da jungle network,
Da monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.
Zeemen par aa gaya
Ek din bhagwan sharab peeny
zameen per aa giya 50 boltle peenay
k baad dukan wala bola
“ap ko charti nahi hay?”
bhagwan: main bhagwan hun
Club wala: charh gaye salay ko
Pathan in sholay film hero!
pathan apne kutte k saath film ‘Sholay’ dekhne gia Hero ne kaha,
“Basanti in kutton k samne mut nachna!” Pathan bola ”
Ticket lia hai tera to bap bhi nache ga.
