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Mirza Ghalib ki date
Mirza Ghalib se 1 larki ne milne ka wada kia Larki k late aane pe Mirza ne shair kaha “‘Le ja apni choot kisi or ko de de, Ghalib ko apne hath se qarar aa gaya’
dosti lun hai
Dosti phuddi nhi jo chud jaye,dosti gand nhi jo phat jaye,dosti lun hai jo uthay to zamana hil jaye,or dost wo hai jo tatton ki tarah sari zindagi sath nibhaye
Funny Sms – 1
Son : Abbu bachay zyada intellegent hotay ha ya Baap? Father : Baap. Son : Abbu Telephone Kisne banaya? Father : Garaham Bell ne. Son : Us k Baap ne q nahi banaya? | HOme PagE
kash aik sitara
kash aik sitara chand mein ho aur aik mulakat sham mein ho tum masroof apnay kaam mein ho aur mera lund tumhari gand mein ho
badshah ki murghi
1 wazeer ko badshah ki murghi par bohot ghussa aya .badshah ney kaha k tum isay aisi mout dogay main bhe tumhai waisi he mout dunga.ab wazeer kaise bachai ga? Pata hai wazeer nai kya kya . . Wazeer nai murghai ki gardan apni gand main laikar gand dabadi.
Sirf ye kehna tha k
()”””’() ( ‘ o ‘ ) ====(,,)==(,,)==== Uff! Thak gaye hum Apki divaar per charhtay charhtay Sirf ye kehna tha k I fuck u Generate Your Own Ascii Messages
Afridi vs Tendulkar
TENDULKER.wife k sath sex karte hue: Darling pitch sahi nhi Ghas buhat hai short nahi lag rahay, Wife:Jhoot mat bolo abhi isi pitch per AFRIDI century maar k gaya.
Gabbar funny sms
Maa: Beta Jaldi So Ja Warna Gabbar A Jayay Ga Beta: Mujhay 100Rs Day Do Warna Papa Ko Bol Doon Ga K Yeh Gabbar Roz A Jata Hai
