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Dont happy on this Eid

Ayesha Khan — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 17:20:11 +0000

Eid Sms

*Usne utari saree
fir aayi peticoat ki bari
blouse to pahle hi diya tha utar
ziyadah excited mat ho yaar
yeh tha kapray sukhane ka taar ….!**

Qasai ka baita or baap

Ayesha Khan — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 06:00:09 +0000

Adult Sms

qasai ka baita baap kay tatto say khail raha tha

bv nay daikha tu poocha yeh kia kar raha hay ?

qasai bola: qasai ka bacha hay gosht say tu khailayga

Baap k TATTEY

mohsin — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 08:00:38 +0000

Girl: Tum ne kabhi mammay choose hain?
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Boy: Nahi
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Girl: to kia apne baap k TATTEY choose k bara hua hai..

boy 2 sale girl

Ayesha Khan — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 12:37:05 +0000

Adult Sms, New adult sms

Boy2sales Girl:give a condom?
salesGirl:Can I touch ur Penis 4 size?
Boy:ok
SalesGirl:Give him “M“ size,
wait..
Give “L‘
wait..
Give ‘XL‘
oh sitt
Give me a tissuepaper

Sardar ka behnoyi

mohsin — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 20:49:49 +0000

Sardar ka behnoyi

1 sardar apne behnoyi k saath dosre sardar k pass gaya,
Woh soch raha tha k is ka introduction kaise karoo?
Finally he decided and smilingly said

“In say Milain yeh hain hamare..”BHAINCHOD”

doodh peena chor dia

mohsin — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 12:34:19 +0000

doodh peena chor dia

Teacher: tumhary abu bary hain ya tum?

Student: main

Teacher: wo kaise?

Student: wo aise k main ne ami ka doodh peena chor dia hai

Magar

abu ab bhi peety hain

library me aag

mohsin — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 15:30:47 +0000

Dulhay ne 1st nite dulhan ki ankh par kiss ki aur bola
“ankhain shakhsiat ki kitab hoti hai”

dulhan: tum kitabo may khoye ho nichay Library me aag lagi hoi hai

Naughty Daughter

Ayesha Khan — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 20:42:31 +0000

Naughty Daughter:

dulhan ne shadi k din obtan nahi lagaya to us ki dadi ne kaha beta obtan laga lo werna noor nahi chare ga>

beti dosre din jab gher ayi to us ne kaha k dadi noor to aisa charha k subha hi otra

abu mein kaise paida hua

mohsin — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 16:00:08 +0000

Son:abu mein kaise paida hua
dad:hum ne dua ki ap aa gay
son:Bhai
dad:dua se
son:chacha
dad:wo b dua se
son:Hamare khandan mein chodne wodne ka riwaj nhi hai kya

Incase funny adult sms

Ayesha Khan — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 08:05:49 +0000

toilet song incase of loose motion
‘ruk ruk ruk arey baba ruk’

incase of kabz
“na tu ay gee na hee chain ay ga”

incase of gas trouble
“hawa hawa aae hawa khusbho luta dai”

after coming out of toilet
“juda hokay bhee tu mujh may kaheen baki hai”

(karosms.com)

Funny adult sms 6

Ayesha Khan — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 07:53:22 +0000

Funny Adult Sms 6

mehfil e sex sajow tu kuch baat banay

doulat e kiss lutaow tu kuch baat banay

doodh feeder say peena gawara nahi humay

direct mammon say piloaw tu kuch baat banay

Car Screen – Adult Sms

Ayesha Khan — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 00:42:51 +0000

Car Screen

Sardar‘s Son asks his Father :
What is the meaning of
Sign “L“ on the car Screen ?

Sardar said : Iss Da Matlab Hay keh Driver Nu Drivery da LUN V nai pata.

HoME PaGe

Mirza Ghalib ki date

mohsin — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 20:32:22 +0000

Mirza Ghalib se 1 larki ne milne ka wada kia
Larki k late aane pe Mirza ne shair kaha
“‘Le ja apni choot kisi or ko de de,
Ghalib ko apne hath se qarar aa gaya’

Funny Sms – 1

Ayesha Khan — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 18:33:12 +0000

Son : Abbu bachay zyada intellegent hotay ha ya Baap?

Father : Baap.

Son : Abbu Telephone Kisne banaya?

Father : Garaham Bell ne.

Son : Us k Baap ne q nahi banaya?

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