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Dont happy on this Eid
Eid Sms
*Usne utari saree
fir aayi peticoat ki bari
blouse to pahle hi diya tha utar
ziyadah excited mat ho yaar
yeh tha kapray sukhane ka taar ….!**
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Qasai ka baita or baap
Adult Sms
qasai ka baita baap kay tatto say khail raha tha
bv nay daikha tu poocha yeh kia kar raha hay ?
qasai bola: qasai ka bacha hay gosht say tu khailayga
Baap k TATTEY
Girl: Tum ne kabhi mammay choose hain?
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Boy: Nahi
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Girl: to kia apne baap k TATTEY choose k bara hua hai..
boy 2 sale girl
Adult Sms, New adult sms
Boy2sales Girl:give a condom?
salesGirl:Can I touch ur Penis 4 size?
Boy:ok
SalesGirl:Give him “M“ size,
wait..
Give “L‘
wait..
Give ‘XL‘
oh sitt
Give me a tissuepaper
Sardar ka behnoyi
Sardar ka behnoyi
1 sardar apne behnoyi k saath dosre sardar k pass gaya,
Woh soch raha tha k is ka introduction kaise karoo?
Finally he decided and smilingly said
“In say Milain yeh hain hamare..”BHAINCHOD”
doodh peena chor dia
doodh peena chor dia
Teacher: tumhary abu bary hain ya tum?
Student: main
Teacher: wo kaise?
Student: wo aise k main ne ami ka doodh peena chor dia hai
Magar
abu ab bhi peety hain
library me aag
Dulhay ne 1st nite dulhan ki ankh par kiss ki aur bola
“ankhain shakhsiat ki kitab hoti hai”
dulhan: tum kitabo may khoye ho nichay Library me aag lagi hoi hai
Naughty Daughter
Naughty Daughter:
dulhan ne shadi k din obtan nahi lagaya to us ki dadi ne kaha beta obtan laga lo werna noor nahi chare ga>
beti dosre din jab gher ayi to us ne kaha k dadi noor to aisa charha k subha hi otra
