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Kisi ki LAAL aankhen dekh kar us se mat daro
( GOLDEN WORDS ) “Kisi ki LAAL aankhen dekh kar us se mat daro, Ho sakta he usne tum se bhi zyada BHAANG pi ho ” william bhangi
Phat jaiy gee
DUKANDAAR: iss bori pay mat baithna, phat jaye gi! Gahak: kyun, iss main Ghubaray hain? Dukandaar: nahi… “KEEL” hain. Aslo Try
Aik admi ka gadha
1 baar 1 Aadmi ka Gadha Apni jaga se hil nahi raha tha. Aadmi ne bohat koshish ki Magar wo nhi hila. 1 pathan ne dekha to bola: Main Try Karun? Us ne try ki magar gadha na hila.
Indian cric team main common
Indian cricket team or toilet me common kya hai……? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Ary yaar Dhoni yahan bhi hai or Dhoni wahan bhi hai….. . . . ha ha ha ha
Dont happy on this Eid
Eid Sms *Usne utari saree fir aayi peticoat ki bari blouse to pahle hi diya tha utar ziyadah excited mat ho yaar yeh tha kapray sukhane ka taar ….!**
Qasai ka baita or baap
Adult Sms qasai ka baita baap kay tatto say khail raha tha bv nay daikha tu poocha yeh kia kar raha hay ? qasai bola: qasai ka bacha hay gosht say tu khailayga
Baap k TATTEY
Girl: Tum ne kabhi mammay choose hain? . . . . . . Boy: Nahi . . . . . Girl: to kia apne baap k TATTEY choose k bara hua hai..
boy 2 sale girl
Adult Sms, New adult sms Boy2sales Girl:give a condom? salesGirl:Can I touch ur Penis 4 size? Boy:ok SalesGirl:Give him “M“ size, wait.. Give “L‘ wait.. Give ‘XL‘ oh sitt Give me a tissuepaper
