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aao na jaan
Suhag Raat ko Hakley ne kaha:
Aa aa aao
na
ja ja jaan
chu Chu Chu Chu Chu chu
Biwi panty utar ker boli:
Ab Chusley
Chumley ya
Chodley
Par chu chu Mat kar….
Naughty Daughter
Naughty Daughter:
dulhan ne shadi k din obtan nahi lagaya to us ki dadi ne kaha beta obtan laga lo werna noor nahi chare ga>
beti dosre din jab gher ayi to us ne kaha k dadi noor to aisa charha k subha hi otra
abu mein kaise paida hua
Son:abu mein kaise paida hua
dad:hum ne dua ki ap aa gay
son:Bhai
dad:dua se
son:chacha
dad:wo b dua se
son:Hamare khandan mein chodne wodne ka riwaj nhi hai kya
Adult Poetry
Adult poetry
Dil ka dard humain bataty kyon nahi?
Dosti ka Huq hum pe jatatay kyon nahi?
Mar jao gay aise he zor laga lagar kar,
Qabz hai to HASHMI ISAPGHOL khaty kyon nahi?
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Funny Sms – 1
Son : Abbu bachay zyada intellegent hotay ha ya Baap?
Father : Baap.
Son : Abbu Telephone Kisne banaya?
Father : Garaham Bell ne.
Son : Us k Baap ne q nahi banaya?
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badshah ki murghi
1 wazeer ko badshah ki murghi par bohot ghussa aya .badshah ney kaha k tum isay aisi mout dogay main bhe tumhai waisi he mout dunga.ab wazeer kaise bachai ga?
Pata hai wazeer nai kya kya
.
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Wazeer nai murghai ki gardan apni gand main laikar gand dabadi.
Aik totli aurat
Aik totli aurat soot rungwane gai
or rung walay ko kaha: “Lun walay”
meray is chut may aisa lun dalna k
chut phut jaye magar lun na niklay”
khula gala
1 aurat 1 bazurg k
paon choo kr boli
BaBa g,
koi changi mat deo,
Baba:
BiBi tung galay paya kar,
khula gala vekh k tay
babay di apni mat
waj jandi Ay…
