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Bill Gates New Company name
After wedin night Bill Gates asked his wife, darling, how was it? Wife disappointedly said, ‘Hunh! Now I know why you named your company”MICRO SOFT”
Kahany main namak
1 dafa 3 kamchor beth k khana kha rahe the, khane me namak kam tha unhone kaha k jo pehle bole ga wo ja k namak le k aega. Sab wahin bethe rahe 3 din guzr gae koi na bola,na khana khaya. 1 din 3no behosh hogae. Logo ne samJa shayd wo mar gae hain. [...]
Gets the teacher wife
A guy phones up his teacher, but gets the teacher’s wife instead… ” speaking v.sadly she told.. He died last week” 
The next day the man calls again and asks for the teacher. “I told you” the wife replies, “he actualy died last week.”
Fresh Employees
Quote of the millenium:- “Prostitution is the only industry where fresh employees are paid more than the experienced ones”. WILLIAM NARGIS More adult sms
Pathan shop say bahir
1 Pathan shop se bahir nikla to 1 kutta, Kutti Enjoy ki koshish ker rahe the, Lekin kutta Qad ka chota tha jis ki waja se “Jagah” tak pohanch nahi raha tha
1 goli roz khilana
Lady:Dr mere pati mujse sex nahi karte DR:Ye 1 goli roj khilana! Lady ne 1 goli khilaye to pati ne us rat sex kiya,Next day usne 2 goli di to usne khub jor se sex kiya. 3rd day puri 28 goliya dudh me dal kar pila di.
Last wish of a female passenger
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, “If I’m going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman.” She removes all her clothing and asks, “Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?” A man stands [...]
Kaan par kiss nahi ke?
1 Aadmi 1 Ghar Me Ghussa Or 1 Larki or Larkay ko Baandha or Larki k kaan pr kiss ki Or Phr Bathroom Chala Gaya . Tu Larky ne Larki Se kaha k tum Esko Satisfy karo Werna Ye Humen Maar Dega Hosla Nhi Haarna I Love U… . Larki Boli: Usny Mere kaan Pr [...]
