Andar karo ya bahar
Room me kro ya Garden me Bed pe kro ya sofe pe
Andar kro ya bahar Chupkar kro ya sbke samne
Din me kro ya rat me Pdahi to krni hi pdegi
“adult sms“
Na Jee bhar kay dekha
Na jee bhar ke dekha na kuch baat ki,
Bari aarzoo thee mulaaqat ki.
Shab-e-hijar tak ye tashweesh hai,
Musaafir ne jaane kahan raat ki.!!
Muqaddar meri chashm pur aab ke,
Barasti huee raat barsaat ki.
Acha dastoor hai faraz
duniya ka bhi ajeeb dastoor hai faraz
bewafai karo to roty hain [...]
I always pray for you that
I Always pray for You that.
May your life Be Bright & Sunny.
& your partner be Fat & Funny
May your life be filled with Roses
&
U have Children with pheeni pheeni Noses.
Fast food pizza
Interviewer to Pathan:
If a Parhata and Pizza is Dropped from a 50 feet building,
Which will Reach the Ground First?
Pathan: Pizza
Interviewer: Why?
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Pathan: Because it’s a Fast Food.
Dill kee ankhain
Kisi ko meri yaad aaye ek arsa huaa. Koi hai hairaan to koi tarsa huaa. khamosh hain ye dil ki aankhen \”WASEEM\” Jaise khamosh ho baadal koi barsa huaa.
Meethi batain faraz kee
Sookhe Honton Pe He Hoti Hain Meethi Baatain Faraz.
Piyaas Jab Bujh Jaye To Aksar Lehje Badal Jaty Hain.
Muni ko ek nari par
Narad muni ko ek nari par aya krodh,
Tab usne lena chaha usse pratishodh,
Aur dia use pakad kar chod,
Nari boli Narad madarchod,
Kyo diya chod wo bhi bina nirodh,
