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Tension Aj kal

New movies released after exams: 1. Tension aj kal. 2. Pack up sid. 3. Wanted 40. 4. Ajab sylabus k gazab papers. 5. Marks mile. 6. 3 failurs…

Maths and Women are the two most complicated things

Maths and Women are the two most complicated things in the world. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . but maths atleast has some logic !!

Sar ko jhukaon zamin per

Sar ko jhukaon zamin pe aur aankhien me apni num karun.. Mery baap ki tauba jo agly saal pepsi pe 5 rupey kam kroon……!! From: Mr Ikram Sadiq, Marketing Director of Pepsi & Co. in Pakistan. Also read adult sms

Peyar to gum hee deta hai

Piyar To Jis Haal Main Ho Dard Hi Deta Hai… . . . Kabhi Apno Ki “JUDAI” se… . . . . Kabhi dooston ki “MMAA CHUDAI” se.

Improving the examination system

CricketT20 & IPL ki wja se bohot improve hui ha, Hame b apna Examination system improve karne k liye Exams me ye steps lene chahiye: 1-Har paper 1.5 hour ka or 50 No. Ka hona chahiye. 2-Har 30 Mins k bad Mashware k liye break honi chahiye.

Sialkot bomb Blast

Sailaab, match fixing, jaali deegrees, sialkot, karachi, multan cases aur zardari ki corruption ek taraf, magr ek baat ka abhi tk pta nhi chala k . . . . . . . Eid ka chaand 29 ka hoga ya 30 ka? . MORAL: Oye bhai ab chor de pepsi wali ko..

Farishtoun say irshad

..SHAAN-E-KAREEMI.. Farishton se irshad: Mera banda agr neki ka irada b kray to neki likh do, or neki kr dalay to 1 ki 10 likh do. Or mera bnda burai ka irada kre to burai na likhna!

Ay Allah tera Shukar

Ek Admi, ALLAH Tala se Dua kar raha tha k, Ae ALLAH! Mujhay sabr ata kr. Hazrat Muhammad (S.A.A.W) ne iss dua ko suna or farmaya: ALLAH Tala se sabr Na mang,