Archive for May, 2009

Dekh kay Piyar

Adult Message Girl: Darling! Tum Nay Mujh May Kia Dekh K Mujh Say Piyar Kia? Boy: Darling! Abhi Dekha Kahan Hay… Sub Kuch Dekhnay K Leye To Piyar Kia Hay…!:-)

Shocking of life

Funny Message SHOCK OF LIFE! Biwi Ne Suhag Raat Per Shohar Se Kaha. Please Yeah Condom Use Nahi Karna, Mujhe Is Brand Se Allergy Ha..!!:-D

Many beautiful girls

Adult Sms A golden message for youngsters. A bright future CAN give u many beautiful girls. But a beautiful girl CANNOT give u a bright future!

Faqeer To Chaudhary

Funny Sms Faqeer ne chaudhary se kaha Allah k naam pay 1 rupay daydo roti khani hai, Chaudhary: 100 ruppay doun ga phelay jeh batao 1 ruppay kee roti milti kahan say hai

Sardar na sardar kee mar dee

Sardar Sms Sardar: yaar tunay tu sms kar kar k meri tu gaand mar dee, Doosra: sorry yaar mujhay nahi pata tha tunay mobile aisi jaga par rakha hai

Haseenoun k number

Funny sms Techer: jawani or buraphay main faraq batao. Student: Jawani main mobile main haseenoun k number hoay hain or buraphay main hakeemoun k Smile Sms Post Messages to grow karo sms: Post Here

Faraz Sms Or Bhen Farzana

Faraz Sms Faraz kee shairi ki bharpoor kamyabi k baad ab pesh hai faraz ki bhen farzana.. Irshaad hai: Kon kehta hai main pagal houn farzana, A for apple B for Banana.

Bhen k Pass

Funny Sms Boy: agar main mar gaya tu tum dosri shadi karo loo gee? Girl: Nahi main apni bhen k pass rahoun gee, Girl: Agar main mar gai tu tum kia karo gay, Boy: main bhee tumhari bhen k sath rahoun ga..