Lovely kiss story
Story of Kisses:
When u kiss an american girl
she said “Kiss me hard”
Indian girl “Kiss me soft”
Pakistani girl “jaldi karo Ammi a jayengi
Izat or zillat
ANMOL JUMLAY
1)gharib ka darwaza or orat ki Choot.jab b bajao ge andar se bachay he niklein ge
2)Gand or Doodh..jab b phat`te hein to Awaz nhi ati
3)Car or Biwi..jab bhi kisi ko do ge,CHUD k he wapis aayen gi
4)Lund or Pani..apna rasta khud banate hein
5)Zillat ki Phuddi se Izzat ki Muth behtar hai.
Brand new restaurant name
Mr. Han tiya from China & Mr. Lee cho from Korea comes to Lahore and start a five star restaurant but nobody come to eat. reason?
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Because they named CHOTIYA RESTAURANT
Below the penti
Ladkiya PANT ke Niche kya Pehnti he?
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Vo CHAPPAL Pehenti he!
Niche pucha,Andar nahi Pucha tha!
Sardar in soop shop
1 dardar resturant main soop pi raha tha
Boy: dardar G soop wich makhi Ay.
Sardar: Dill wadda kar yaar, makhi ne kina pi lina hai
More Funny Sms
Do not feed it
If you would cure anger, do not feed it. Say to yourself:
‘I used to be angry every day; then every other day; now only every third or fourth day.’
When you reach thirty days offer a sacrifice of thanksgiving to the gods.
Every third or fourth day
If you would cure anger, do not feed it. Say to yourself:
‘I used to be angry every day; then every other day; now only every third or fourth day.’
When you reach thirty days offer a sacrifice of thanksgiving to the gods.
Say to yourself
If you would cure anger, do not feed it. Say to yourself:
‘I used to be angry every day; then every other day;
now only every third or fourth day.’
When you reach thirty days offer a sacrifice of thanksgiving to the gods.
