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Pakiza Jazba
“Pakiza Jazba”
Jub Tum Kisi Ko Nazar Andaz Karo or Wo Tumhen Iska Badla Wafa De
To
Jaan Lo
K
Tattay Utha Raha He,
Zarur Koi Matlab Hoga Gandu Ka.
Pipe line khoolna
NAME: Basnati Churi
PASSI0N: Jhaaro Pocha
SPECIALIST: Gutter or Pipe Line Kholna
Date of Birth: 13/08/75
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Shama ka dill nahi karta
Shama ka dil nahi karta kisi ka par jalanay ko…
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Parwana khud aata ha apni maa yuvany ko…
Tumhein Bhi Aata Hoga Ya Nahi?
Ek Sawal Hai Jisne Mujhe Bohat Sochne pe Majboor Kya Hua Hai.
Pata Nahi Tumhein Bhi Aata Hoga Ya Nahi?
Lekin Phir Bhi Itni Education Li Hai
To Tumhein to Pata Hona Chahiye.
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Beta paida hua hai
Police wala thanay mein aik mulzim ko bohot maar raha tha…!
Aur us per bohot saare ilzaam laga raha tha..
Isi dauraan usko Phone aaya ke us ke Ghar beta paida hua hai..
Phone sun kar us ne doosron ko bataya..
Ye sun kar Mulzim Ghussay Se Cheekha..
“Daal De Daal De..†Ye Case bhi mere opper daal de.
Describe you with 8 ways
There are 8 Ways to Describe You:
1. Nice
2. Friendly
3. Cute
4. Loving
5. Very Sweet
6. Funny
7. Charming
8. Thoughtful
In Short,
You Are Just like Me!
Last wish of a female passenger
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, “If I’m going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman.”
She removes all her clothing and asks, “Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?”
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, “Here, iron this!”.
All I wanted to do was to
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, “When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?”
The husband replied, “All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry.”
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, “What are you thinking now?”
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